The Name Change

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness
to break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to
find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book,
"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by
Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Below you'll find the three parts of your new name.

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = blinky
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e =
girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l
= liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y =
gorilla z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f =
breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m =
tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t =
sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z
= juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Now when you SEND THIS ON ... use your new name as the subject. And
remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh
an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!!