Oh, please don't crash.
Don't crash. Don't crash. Don't crash.
I
haven't backed up my files all day.
If I lose this data, I AM A DEAD MAN!
Please God, don't let this computer crash.
I'll
give money to charity. I'll never take your name in vain.
JUST DON'T LET THIS MACHINE LOCK UP.
Not today. Not right
now.
Don't crash. Don't crash. Don't crash. Don't crash. Don't crash...
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